You Can't Fool The Fat Man letra

Sittin' with the fat man
Tryin' to get a loan
Talkin' about horses
And the women that we've known

Spittin' on the sidewalk
Squintin' into the sun
Greetin' all the people
Smilin' at everyone

I said "Hey, listen, Fat Man
I just can't get a break
Must I pay my whole life long
For just one mistake?

"My brother's in the armed forces
My sister is in jail,
Won't you give me fifty dollars
So I can pay her bail?"

He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man
No, you can't fool me
You're just a two-bit grifter
And that's all you'll ever be"

Randy Newman - Letras

• A Few Words
• A Fool In Love
• A Piece Of The Pie
• A Spork In The Road
• A Wedding In Cherokee County
• Albanian Anthem
• Back On My Feet Again
• Bad News From Home
• Baltimore
• Best Little Girl
• Bet No One Ever Hurt This Bad
• Big Hat, No Cattle
• Birmingham
• Blue Shadows On The Trail
• Bo Peep's Panorama for Two
• Burn On
• Buzz's Flight & A Maiden
• Can't Keep A Good Man Down
• Catholicism Made Easier
• Change Your Way
• Christmas In Capetown
• Cowboy
• Cowboy Sacrifice
• Davy The Fat Boy
• Dayton, Ohio - 1903
• Dixie Flyer
• Doctor, Doctor
• Ducky, Bunny, & Tea
• Duke's Best Crash Ever
• Easy Street (3:14)
• Every Man A King
• Every Time It Rains
• Falling in Love
• Feels Like Home
• Follow The Flag
• Four Eyes
• Gabby Gabby’s Most Noble Thing
• Get Back In Time
• Ghosts
• Glory Train
• God's Song (That's Why I Love Mankind)
• Going Home
• Good Morning
• Great Nations of Europe
• Guilty
• Half A Man
• Harps & Angels
• Have You Seen My Baby?
• He Gives Us All His Love
• How Great Our Lord
• I Can't Let You Throw Yourself Away
• I Love L.A.
• I Miss You
• I Think He's Hiding
• I Think It's Going To Rain Today
• I Want Everyone to Like Me
• I Want You to Hurt Like I Do
• I Will Go Sailing No More
• I'll Be Home
• I'm Dead
• I'm different
• If I Didn't Have You
• If We Didn't Have Jesus
• If You Need Oil
• In Germany Before The War
• It's a Jungle Out There
• It's Money That I Love
• It's Money That Matters
• Jolly Coppers On Parade
• Kathleen (Catholicism Made Easier)
• Kingfish
• Korean Parents
• Last Night I Had A Dream
• Laugh And Be Happy
• Laughing Boy
• Let It Shine
• Let's Burn Down The Cornfield
• Let's Caboom!
• Linda
• Little Criminals
• Living Without You
• Lonely At The Top
• Losing You
• Louisiana 1927
• Love Story
• Love Story (You And Me)
• Lover's Prayer
• Lucinda
• Mama Told Me Not To Come
• Marie
• Masterman And Baby J
• Maybe I'm Doing It Wrong
• Memo To My Son
• Miami
• Mikey's
• Moving At The Speed Of Skunk
• Mr. President (Have Pity On The Working Man)
• Mr.Sheep
• My Country
• My Daddy Knew Dixie Howell
• My Life Is Good
• My Little Buttercup
• My Old Kentucky Home
• My Silent Love
• Naked Man
• New Orleans Wins the War
• Northern Boy
• Old Man
• Old Man On The Farm
• Only A Girl
• Operation Harmony
• Operation Pull Toy
• Pants
• Parting Gifts & New Horizons
• Plush Rush!
• Political Science
• Poor Me
• Potholes
• Prepping The Jump
• Pretty Boy
• Real Emotional Girl
• Real Gone
• Recruiting Duke Caboom
• Red Bandana
• Rednecks
• Rider In The Rain
• Roll With The Punches
• Rollin'
• Rosemary
• Rubber Baby Buggy Butlers
• Sail Away
• Same Girl
• School Daze
• Shame
• Shining
• Short People
• Sigmund Freud's Impersonation Of Albert Einstein In America
• Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear
• Sneaking And Antiquing
• So Long Dad
• Something Special
• Song For The Dead
• Spies
• Strange Things
• Suzanne
• Take Me Back
• Texas Girl At The Funeral Of Her Father
• That'll Do
• The Ballad of the Lonesome Cowboy
• The Ballad Of The Three Amigos
• The Beehive State
• The Blues
• The Girls In My Life (Part 1)
• The Joke
• The One You Love
• The Road To Antiques
• The Story Of A Rock And Roll Band
• The Time Of Your Life
• The World Isn't Fair
• There's A Party At My House
• They Just Got Married
• Three Sheeps To The Wind
• Tickle Me
• Trash Can Chronicles
• Uncle Bob's Midnight Blues
• Underneath The Harlem Moon
• We Belong Together
• We're Gonna Get Married
• When I'm Gone
• When She Loved Me
• Willian Brown
• Woody's Closet of Neglect
• Yellow Man
• You Can Leave Your Hat On
• You Can't Fool The Fat Man
• You've Got a Friend In Me